Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: raccoontopus)
Scared of Pussy?
“Dude night three of sleep with locked doors, for fear of molestation!”
“Just cuddle her.”
“No because after like three minutes she gets super excited and thinks it’s okay to put her kitty taint and lady lube on me, and it’s just not.”
Good point.
Glad my cat has no ovaries.
open the door, step inside, loose your mind
I swear it’s not as far as it looks
don not ask it where it goes, do not ask it to come back
stop fighting it, free that shit, let sanity slip, and don’t forget to taste the snoozberries
